Friends, I am back from Brazil and busily planning for a trip into the heart of the Amazon (Manaus) next week.
It would be so easy to just ignore the blog for a few weeks until things settle down, but I am not going to do that.
So even though this is short, I am tossing you a bone to keep it savory.
This is the best joke I have written in the last 3 days. Feel free to use it. (Hell, there's a chance one of my comedian buddies has already stolen it and used it on the radio or on stage.)
The next time someone launches into a story that is a complete waste of your time, here is what you do. Hold up a finger and say, "I hate to interrupt, I need to take a moment to download the 'GIVE A SHIT App' for my iPhone."