tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8702992912065040751.post1808874650428680845..comments2023-10-31T07:11:57.831-04:00Comments on Skiving Off: The Legends of Fat TuesdayJeff Skiverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05193511181361305951noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8702992912065040751.post-30583138998390302342009-03-02T08:30:00.000-05:002009-03-02T08:30:00.000-05:00Your item about the needles in the coin returns re...Your item about the needles in the coin returns reminds me of my old gag that I used to do back in Holland, Michigan. <BR/><BR/>When my Pepsi can would get filled with used X-acto blades and various other razor type products, I would take it out to the beautiful fluffy white sand beach at the State Park and just sprinkle them in the sand.<BR/><BR/>I figured as long as they didn't allow me to walk on the beach with my dogs, I didn't really care who was walking, digging, and playing there.Jeff Skiverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05193511181361305951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8702992912065040751.post-80528851300562092852009-02-25T14:45:00.000-05:002009-02-25T14:45:00.000-05:00Steven Paul Jobs, born February 24, 1955. Guess y...Steven Paul Jobs, born February 24, 1955. Guess you have a year.<BR/><BR/>As long as these are true, lemme add the following:<BR/><BR/>Saran wrap in the microwave causes cancer.<BR/><BR/>The perfume counter in shopping malls is a set up: The idea being that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.<BR/><BR/>I have the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe.<BR/><BR/>Pay phone coin returns are also a set up: someone leaves aids-infected needles in those now.<BR/><BR/>Speaking of phones, in just 15 days, cell phone numbers are being mass-released to telemarketers, and you will be charged for all calls.<BR/><BR/>I can notify the cops at any ATM by entering my PIN in reverse! Whoo hoo!<BR/><BR/>I seem to be missing a kidney.<BR/><BR/>My ipod , coupled with the resultant ricochet into my hair weave, saved me from the 9mm when I flashed my lights at that biker in West Michigan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com